emilymphocyte:

elf-hellion:

nolibraryfines:

…spending my day off comparing The X-files to Seinfeld…

OH MY GOD

WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH ALIENS?!

  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
There is a Fountain of Youth: It is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of the people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will truly have defeated age.

HAPPY 80TH BIRTHDAY SOPHIA LOREN! 
| September 20, 1934

herardentwish:

Get to know me meme - [1/5] favorite movies:

While You Were Sleeping 
"Peter once asked me when it was that I fell in love with Jack and I told him, it was while you were sleeping."

chimerahellden:

kelzthalassunwhisper:

girlwiththerobottattoo:

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

LOL

HOLY FUCKK DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET

mcspark asked:
"Thank you so much for posting something about Ferguson. As someone who lives a few blocks away from what is going on, I'm really glad that I'm finally seeing something on Tumblr about it. Awareness is crucial right now since they are trying to prevent media from getting close to the protesting."

Don’t know why I never got the notification of this message (i’m sorry!!!) but I’m posting it because its super important. To my followers keep sharing new posts about Ferguson, and feel free to share them with me. Information and knowledge is power

softestprincess asked:
"I just want to say, I hope you're having a good weekend! I love your blog and your tags always make me laugh. I've never wanted to bother you, just wanted to say that you're really funny & super talented at drawing. :-)"

Oh wow!!! this truly made my day!! you are too nice. :) kind words are never a bother! feel free to write in my inbox everyday if you choose! i LOVE IT! Thank you!!! :D :D